I’ll make a sandwich to have on the way
I need the day to be over
I won’t be gone long
I might go to bed
I’ll be back ‘round 6
a sleeping tablet would make the day disappear
can I make you a sandwich?
Jennifer Mors 2010
I told them I liked the phone I had
Yes, I know it’s ten years old
They offered to upgrade me to a better model
No, I don’t want one
It would be delivered on Monday free-of-charge
Yes, I’ll be at home.
I told her I needed time to sort out the house
Yes, there is always tomorrow
She said I would be much better with company
No, I need time alone
Shopping with a friend would cheer me up
Yes, where shall we meet?
I told him that technology had surpassed me
Yes, it’s good to be up-to-date
He said I should get on Facebook
No, I don’t really need it
It would be a great way to keep in touch
Yes, thanks for installing it.
I told them I didn’t want Thai takeaway
Yes, it is easier than cooking
They said I needed a break from preparing food
No, I like to cook
The menu will be emailed so I can choose
Yes, Pad Thai noodle will be fine.
I told the family I didn’t want to be cremated
Jennifer Mors 2011
Yes, it is more efficient
They said I could be put in the wall with the others
No, I like the idea of the soil
The forms have been put in the post for completion
Rest in peace.